Pocket money day isn’t for 2 more days. Bad news Still two more stickers to get. And worse still I’ve only got twenty spares to swap for them now.
A list of my enemies.
Jay: He didn’t bring it,
He says his brother wasn’t about,
And he must have left my swaps at his house,
'Cos he can’t find them now,
So they must be there,
He’s a liar, I think he’s stolen my swaps to keep for himself; it’s not fair,
Dave: he picked me to be on his side at football today,
But I was really angry about losing my swaps,
And it put me off from having a good game,
I missed 4 easy shots, scored one own-goal and got tackled by the smallest lad playing,
Not once but again and again and again,
And again and again and again,
After the match Dave was really mean,
He said if they even let me play tomorrow,
Then I’m definitely not gunna be on his team,
Benny: He came over to apologize about what he’d said earlier this week,
Said he was sorry for being an idiot,
But when he was next to my desk he farted really loud,
And when people looked round he pointed at me,
So everyone thought that I did it,
He thinks he’s really funny,
Paige: Well I say she’s an enemy but she’s alright I suppose,
But she’s not my girlfriend, girls are stupid,
It’s just I don’t like being teased about hanging around with her,
So from now on I think I’m not gunna do it,
A list of my best friends.
Nobody.
