I’ve been collecting these stickers for the last 8 weeks and I’ve nearly finished the book.
Just two more stickers to get. I’ve got a hundred spares to swap for them. Pocket money day is in 5 days
A list of my best friends.
Benny: he’s my best friend,
He can argue with anyone, and he’s good for a laugh,
He does wicked impression and he acts really silly,
One day though he made this girl cry in our class,
And when he tried to say sorry she kicked him right in the willy,
That was really funny,
See Benny, he says the craziest things,
At first break we eat crisps next to the swings,
And we talk about what we’ll do when were teenagers,
Benny reckons we’ll both be rich but he’ll be famous,
And folk’ll watch him tell jokes on the telly.
And I recon he’s right 'cos I don’t think that anyone’s
Anyway near as funny as Benny,
Then there’s
Paige: She’s a girl yeah but she’s all right anyway,
I go to her mum’s house after school every day,
Her house is only down the road from mine,
And I wait there till five when my mum finishes work,
She’s got a garden with a sandpit and she’s real good at handstands,
And she used to have a trampoline but the elastic bits broke,
As well as that I sit next to her in maths,
She knows all the answers and we have a good laugh,
Miss says she’s a good influence on me but I don’t really know about that.
She taught me all the swear words I know, oh and how to do that (snap fingers).
A list of my Enemies.
Dave: he’s really good at football,
And he‘s always on the other side,
He scored 16 goals at dinnertime,
We lost and it’s his fault,
Jay: I’m going to put him as an enemy although I don’t really know him,
But he’s definitely not my friend,
And he laughed at me one time when it was snowing,
And I fell over in the playground and banged my head,
